Reading Time: 2 minutes

Thinking aloud, Bob said, “O Lord, where is my woman?”

His friend Ade, looked at him, hissed and retorted, “Woman ko, Grandmother ni!’

“Abeg, I no dey talk to you o”

“You better not be talking to me and don’t bother to talk to God as well.”

“Thank God you are not God! My God will answer my prayers”

“God will not answer that prayer!”

“Kai! What is your problem now?”

“Where is your woman? She would drop from heaven?

“I am patiently waiting for God.”

“What are you waiting for? May you not wait for ever. The wife you will marry is around you.”

“Is it because you are lucky and you are getting married next month? God will do my own too.”

“God has already done it, but you are blind, proud and stubborn”

“Who are you talking about?”

“I am talking about Sade. That lady likes you.”

“I cannot marry her. That girl will fry me alive if I marry her!”


“That sister can talk. The other time we had a date, she dominated everything. I thought I could talk, until I met her. That day, I surrendered.”

“I think she was just being free and being herself.”

“Well. I got scared. I am not sure that is what I want.”

“Ok, what about Sandra? You went out with that one briefly too”

“If I marry Sandra, our house will be too boring. She hardly talks. She will just be looking at you like Lucozade, sitting like sitting room, and as cool as cucumber!” I need someone in-between.

“Ok, what about Sister Comfort? She is not a talkative and she is not so quiet. I think there goes your bride.”

“It is not only Sister Comfort you will see, you will soon see Sister Compassion! Why did you not marry her before you chose that damsel of yours?

“It is you that said you don’t want a loud lady and you don’t want a quiet one. Sister Comfort is just perfect for your desires.”

“She does not have the pulchritude.”

“Pulchritude” Which one is that again?

“She does not have the rotundity of my dreams.”

“Yeh! Rotundity! This brother is backslidden.”

“She does not have the tips, hips and lips. I want a babe, not just a sister.”

“Lord, God Almighty!”

“There is a difference between a sister, a sisto, a babe and a woman!”

“Ha! May you not remain a bachelor for life!”

“I simply know what I want.”

To be continued tomorrow…

I will not miss it in marriage.

Lord, open my eyes to the realities of life.

Romans 14:17 [KJV]For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost.

Pray for insight

Rom 5

Giving & Partnership with Ministry
Kisses and Huggs Club
MONIEPOINT: 8247660079
GTB: 0150088032

Giving to Pastor (Prophet offering)
Olatunde Okunowo
OPAY: 8023507395
PALMPAY: 8023507395
GTB: 0029590831

REVIVE Conversations Hot Seats On Kisses and Huggs Club

Hot Seats – Tuesdays

It will be a proper conversation cum teaching! It will also be in interview mode for singles (with fiancee or not) and married (couples)

Revive Conversations will hold on Tuesdays 9.00pm

Would you want to be interviewed? Do you have an experience the community can learn from? Go ahead and fill out the form here or below.

Once it gets to your turn, we will get in touch with you and the predefined questions will be sent to you three days before the due date!

Are you excited already? See latest Interviews Here

Join Kisses and Huggs Club Community

Extraordinary Services at Shouts of Grace Nation!

Do you live in the city of Ibadan and you don’t have a place of worship yet?

It will be a great honour to have you in our Services.
Location: Joke Plaza, Beside Trans Amusement Park, Bodija – UI Road, Ibadan

Latest Episode of Revive Conversation

Latest Message From Shouts of Grace Center

Latest on Revive Daily Prayers 6.00am daily

KHC Radio is on Mixlr

Latest on Vents, Secrets, Issues, and Questions

Subscribe by E-Mail